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It happens every year…a contaminated food product
gets pulled from the supermarket shelves, and then anything
remotely similar to the item in question becomes unsellable
for the next month. Last year it was the great spinach scare;
this year it’s tomatoes…specifically, an outbreak
of salmonella in the American southwest that has tainted a
few of the varieties available in supermarkets. Rather than
follow the letter of the news reports and shop for unaffected
tomatoes, the hysteria-prone American consumer tends to reduce
such news to the shortest possible sound bite—ALL TOMATOES
ARE BAD. In response, several fast-food chains hastily removed
all tomato products from their menus, and stores scrambled
to put up signs (vainly) trying to explain the situation.
But there is a silver lining in all of this...
Just in case we needed any more incentive to shop for locally-raised
produce, our Berkshire and Columbia County farmers are starting
to bring the first of their delicious (and untainted) love
apples to market.
Speaking of inedible produce, how about some sour grapes?
Hillary has lost, and she is pissed. Now it’s payback
time.
During the Watergate drama of 1972-74, it was revealed that
the Nixon Administration maintained a list of its perceived
enemies, a slice of citizenry ranging from Democratic senators
and congressmen to left-leaning journalists to New York Jets
quarterback Joe Namath. (Of all of those thus honored, this
last entry puzzles me the most; Namath’s Jets never
faced Nixon’s beloved Redskins until two days before
his landslide re-election in 1972, and the Jets lost that
game 35-17.)
Now we are reliably told that the Clintons, Bill and Hillary,
diligently keep an up-to-date enemies list as well, a roster
of former allies, employees, and beneficiaries of their good
graces during Bill’s presidency who have defected to
Barack Obama this year. Odd, isn’t it? Wouldn’t
this be the very same Hillary Clinton who at the age of 27
worked as a staff attorney on the House Judiciary Committee’s
Watergate hearings? Well, maybe it’s not so strange
after all—her boss at the time, Jerry Zeifman, now claims
that he fired her from that job for dishonesty and unethical
conduct (hiding records, knowingly filing false briefs, etc.).
But I still find delicious irony in Hillary waxing so Nixonian,
as if the huntress has over the intervening decades become
indistinguishable from her erstwhile prey. Maybe…just
maybe, all of those ex-Clintonites on their list have fled
to the Obama camp in order to get away from that sort of cynical,
spiteful stuff. I have yet to be fully convinced of Barack
Obama’s qualifications as a prospective Commander-in-Chief
other than his obvious intelligence and self-evident eloquence,
but I give him credit for convincingly demonstrating a refreshing
optimism, naïve perhaps though it may be. In retrospect
it is this trait that most clearly distinguishes him from
Hillary.
A year ago, Hillary Clinton was the prohibitive favorite to
seize the White House. Right-wing nut though I’m accused
of being, she was my personal choice, and I had said at the
time that Barack Obama was the REPUBLICANS’ best and
only hope. Had Hillary endured the primaries largely unopposed,
she might well have waltzed into the Presidency. But Obama’s
shockingly stiff challenge to her front-runner status right
from the get-go has served like shots of Russian vodka to
melt her carefully crafted façade and expose her dark
side. She lost me for good with her Bosnian sniper fire mis-recollection
and then her chilling invocation of the memory of RFK’s
June 1968 assassination as a factor in her not resigning from
the race just yet.
And so now we are left with Barack Obama and John McCain…good
and decent men both, but very, very different. I cannot help
but observe that Ted Kennedy, in assembling the best possible
medical team for his cancer treatment, didn’t select
a neurosurgeon who had never done it before but would bring
“fresh, new ideas” to the operating room. Experience
counts for something. On the other hand, I suspect—as
many Washington insiders supposedly do—that Senator
McCain might well have left some of his marbles in the Hanoi
Hilton way back when.
I am optimistic that the rigors and debates of the general
election will be as effective in revealing the true character
of each candidate as was the democratic primary process. Unfortunately,
we will be without the services of Timothy John "Tim"
Russert, Jr., “Meet The Press” host, occasional
debate moderator, and perhaps the ablest election journalist
among his generation of the American press corps. Russert
collapsed at his NBC desk on the afternoon of Friday, June
13, and died a short while later at a Washington hospital.
He was five weeks shy of his fifty-ninth
birthday.
NBC colleague Tom Brokaw released the news of Russert’s
death at 3:40 p.m., "I think I can invoke personal privilege
and say this news division will not be the same without his
strong, clear voice," said Brokaw. "He will be missed
as he was loved—greatly."
Praise from all over the journalistic map streamed in, from
Walter Cronkite to Rush Limbaugh. The candidates chimed in
as well—Senator McCain hailed Russert as the pre-eminent
journalist of his generation, while Senator Obama asserted
that "There wasn't a better interviewer in television."
No wonder Obama liked him; even the great Tim Russert, it
seems, wasn’t completely immune to Obama-mania. As the
moderator of the democratic candidates’ debate in Philadelphia
last October 30th, Russert made Hillary Clinton squirm with
a series of tough questions while tossing Senator Obama such
softballs as “The three astronauts of Apollo 11 who
went to the moon back in 1969, all said that they believe
there is life beyond Earth. Do you agree?”
Like many people, I shall remember Tim Russert best for his
2000 election night coverage, smiling with obvious relish
as he scribbled the possible Electoral College possibilities
on his U.S. map marker board. “Florida,” Russert
repeated several times. “It’ll all come down to
Florida.” Likewise, in 2004, Russert correctly identified
Ohio as the key battleground state upon which the election
would turn. And this year? Although he’ll be with us
in spirit only, Russert has already named New Mexico, Colorado,
Arizona and Nevada as crucial states. "If Democrats can
win three of those four,” Russert recently claimed,
“they can lose Ohio and Florida, and (still) win the
presidency.” Whoever wins which states, it will be a
sad election night without Tim Russert explaining it to us.
Amidst all of the praise for Russert that has poured in, “being
well-prepared for his interviews” has been a consistent
refrain. A few days before he died, Russert, a lifelong devout
Catholic, managed to finagle an audience with Pope Benedict
XVI while vacationing in Italy…unwittingly, perhaps,
in preparation for his greatest interview of all.
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